(Sung to 'The Brady Bunch Theme')

Here's a story, of a boy named Adam,
Who was living with his 3 brothers at home,
Mum and Dad were getting old, but loved each other,
In short a happy home.

It's the story, of a little network,
That stretched to every corner of the earth,
Letting everybody chat, at any hour,
Even to dudes in Perth :)

Then one fateful day, the boy logged on this network,
And his life was never, ever quite the same,
Making friends from every place, in every country,
It's the reason why his social life's so lame!

A techno-nerd, a techno-nerd,
That's the way he became a techno-nerd!